Chapter 40

HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN SHUT UP AND LOVE YOU

This research is obviously biased, based on my own preferences. Contrary to what you’ve heard, all men aren’t created equal, but I think these ideas serve as good rules of thumb.

                At the very least, you can learn what it takes to make me fall in love. And I’m a pretty interesting guy—maybe you should give me a chance. I will love you long time. Here are the simple rules:

Rule #1: Scratch his head or back. This will shut him up in most situations.

Rule #2: Learn to cook. It seems like women these days have forgotten the time-tested way to a man’s heart—it’s through his stomach.

Rule #3: Don’t be annoying. Let him have his “boy time,” without acting needy and insecure.

Rule #4: Control your emotions. Don’t be a drama queen—in any shape or form. This includes jealousy and anger.

Rule #5: Give in first when you have an argument. This keeps our sensitive ego intact, while eliminating the pain in our heart. We need to feel like the king—like we’re wearing the pants in the relationship.

Most women waste all their energy making their physical appearance as beautiful as possible—fake breasts, fake tans, fake nails, fake hair, etc. That’s great for attracting a “fake” man. But you have to consider this: Is that the kind of guy you want—the kind of guy who’s only interested in physical appearance?

Most men become bored with physical appearance relatively quickly; so you need to develop a strategy for keeping a man interested once you get him.

What do you provide that separates you from all the other women in the world? Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Inner qualities keep a man coming back—even if they’ll never admit it.


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