Greetings. I'm Brandon.

I'm a nerdy douche-bag who thinks he's cool.



As you can see by the photo above, I'm also very Gangster. You can often find me doing hood-rat stuff with my friends.

The character Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey was inspired by yours truly.

I was born on a perfectly symmetrical date in Petersburg, Virginia, USA.

I'm a Leo the Lion.

Baseball was my love growing up. Then I started loving girls. Then I started loving radio.

I started my radio career at the age of 18, using the alias Nick Nice. Being a radio star granted me the opportunity to love more girls.

At age 21, I started to love books. I still found time to love radio and girls. I read books on personal development, spirituality, and different religions.

Then I started to love writing. I began writing an Inspirational Blog, where I would use my own life-experiences to project wisdom to my radio listeners.

My radio show aired in on FM radio stations in Birmingham AL, Richmond VA, Virginia Beach VA, Washington DC, and was syndicated in the cities of Augusta GA, Biloxi MS, Lexington KY, Greensboro NC, and Jacksonville FL. My show was also featured on MTV's first season of Two-A-Days.

I enjoyed a successful radio career, working for the same station for seven years. They offered me a two-year extension on my contract, but we couldn't agree on some very important issues, so we parted ways.

Then I decided to parlay my writing skills into book form. I released my first book, entitled Have a Nice Life: My Book for Your Life, in 2007. It wasn't a great book. I was still a bit "thugged-out," but I learned a lot through the publishing and promotional experience.

On 011110 (perfect symmetry), I released Follow The White Rabbit.

On 012210 (perfect symmetry), I released Your Truth Will Set You Free.

In 2012, on 03-30 (symmetry), I released Observations of a Rational Mind.

I enjoy going to the beach, Redskins games, camping, traveling, reading, marketing, working-out, and helping humans cultivate more fulfilling lives.

When I'm not doing any of the above-mentioned activities, I like to beat-up thugs, hoodrats, wanksters and other gangsters.